Welcome to Achievement Unlocked , a game whose focus is you, the player. As a humble blue elephant in a world devoid of distinct purpose, you must create your own. Your mission is to complete ostensibly impossible undertakings that others have not had the courage to undertake. However, the universe in which you find yourself is filled with illogical squares and launchers, coins that you believed should be free, and spikes designed to bring about your demise. It will be a difficult voyage, and you may experience an overwhelming sense of aimlessness, but if you persevere, you will succeed. Why? Because it is written in your fate. Prepare for a journey through the torment of metagaming.